What not to say…

What not to say…

Dinnertime conversation. “I think I will add Mom to my salad.” ” Nah, I am old and tough” “No you’re not, you are fat and juicy!” “What!?!” “Hehe, I was just quoting The Enormous Crocodile” I never even heard of the book. I am not sure at all if I can keep up with these kids anymore…

DIY For a Sweeter Life

DIY  For a Sweeter Life

A few weeks back, I was discussing with my sister the momentous subject of, are you ready for it? Dishclothes. This time of year they are gross, no doubt about it. I guess it is the cumulative affect of much use and humid weather so that they don’t dry out well and the bacteria starts to grow and Grow and GROW! Repeated washing will not help. I here want to offer you the life-changing solution. I can guarantee it will make your life sweeter. No backing to that guarantee though, you might just be contrary and I can’t do anything about that.  And on top of a better life, this has the added advantage of being much greener than, say, buying new or using bleach (which doesn’t necessarily solve the problem anyway) So here it is: Put some water in a...

Out of Hot Water

Out of Hot Water

We never were really in hot water but we sure are out of hot water right now. Last week’s flooding completely submerged our furnace. It is the only thing of real value to be destroyed by the rising waters. Frankly, I had no idea that being submerged would ‘total’ our furnace so I was not particularly distressed about it. But now we find the furnace needs to be replaced. And I also find that I really do like having running hot water, because at the moment, we do not. The furnace was our source of hot water. To find oneself in this situation, we have a marvelous set up though. The apartment part of our house has an electric hot water heater. Our generous tenant doesn’t appear to mind that we pop in every now and then to shower. So overall, we...

Water

Water

Right now, we are getting rain. And a lot of it. It was a sneaky flood. At least it caught me off guard. I had never seen so much water in our basement. Of course, we have only been here about 9 years, but nothing even close to this amount before. Only one other time, shortly after we moved here, did we see water spouting into our basement quite like this! But it did provide quite a bit of good fun for us. That is not to try and minimize the terrible impact it has had on many people. My thoughts and prayers go out for those who are reaping a lot of negative from this. This is the outside overflow from our basement. For those of you who don’t know, we do have an open spring in our basement that is always running, sometimes very lightly to be sure, but this...

Uncle Albert’s Nemesis

Uncle Albert’s Nemesis

This is a riddle. If you figure out the riddle, I’ll give you a bucket of cucumbers. Spoiler alert. There is a clue/answer below the picture, so if you want to think about it, don’t read...

Beginnings

If I thought this would be difficult before I started, I now think it is virtually impossible for me to accomplish without help.