What not to say

Dinnertime conversation.

“I think I will add Mom to my salad.”

” Nah, I am old and tough”

“No you’re not, you are fat and juicy!”

“What!?!”

“Hehe, I was just quoting The Enormous Crocodile”

I never even heard of the book.

I am not sure at all if I can keep up with these kids anymore…